BVLA White Gold "Space Geezer" threaded end
Space, the final frontier...
BVLA Solid 18 Karat White Gold "Space Geezer" threaded end. Star Trek Starfleet insignia with 24 karat yellow gold detailing. Threads into either an 18g or 16g internally threaded post.
100% chance of assimilation resistance. Make it so.